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[blackrthanblack]

So I think me and Pink need to get out more.

I think he's planning world domination, and I think I've been watching Desperate Housewives at night. Hell, when's the last time everyone got together besides this end of the world crap?

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[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Not really. Besides, it was supposed to be a surprise.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... I hate surprises like that.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

It was going to be a present...! Sort of.

Kinda hard to box it up and wrap it.

...

Well, I could have, but it'd be wildly impractical to unwrap. Plus, you can't really do much with an island once you put it in a box. I mean, can you imagine the shipping on it?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Aren't sort of beyond legal laws?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Hey, international waters. It's not like I'd be sneaking an island out of a country's borders.

...though that does sound kind of fun. Can you imagine the reactions? "It couldn't have just swam away!"

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Pft. But we'd enjoy helping you. Me, your illicit pregnant mistress, and the misses.

[bibeakerbabe.livejournal.com]

What she said.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...well, that's probably good, because we'll likely have plenty of chances in the future.

Maybe make a game out of it. More fun that way.

[bibeakerbabe.livejournal.com]

Just as long as no international incidents happen.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...I thought you wanted to take over the world?

Incidentally, though, I'll try and avoid them, but no promises.

[bibeakerbabe.livejournal.com]

... I want to conquer something.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Well, just imagine your own mad scientist island lair to plot from.

[bibeakerbabe.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I thought you'd like it.

[bibeakerbabe.livejournal.com]

Are we going to have to first form an illegal cartel, though with me in fur and smoking a long cigarette...?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...I hadn't really planned on it.

Are you particular on the idea? I mean, I don't know about smoking, but you might look good in furs.

[bibeakerbabe.livejournal.com]

Maybe... But I'd feel bad for the dalmatians and ferrets.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...maybe we'll skip it then.

Oh, bonus by the way, the island is volcanic.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... Should I be putting on leather armor?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

I'm almost done with armor for you, love.

I'll probably tweak it later, but so far I think I'm onto something with it.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Does it adjust to plump bellies?

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

...it's mostly belly-less, so... sure?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... I suppose that works.

[pureplainpatron.livejournal.com]

Honestly I figured you'd want that either way.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Well duh. But right now, I'm thinkin' 'bout the future.