blackrthanblack | (no subject)

I'm not a jackass..!

Yeah you are. You've got muscles, you look like a Guido from New Jersey, and you're an asshole ta everyone.

...No I'm not...!

Do you work out? Are ya single? Do ya leer at women? Do ya obsessively take care o' yer hair and your guns?

Yes, yes, not so much, yes and no.

3 outta 5, yer a meathead.

why does being single count?! Lots of boys are single!

And ya call yerself a boy. And because Losers are single at yer age. Or Meatheads. Meathead.

What's wrong with saying boy?!

..I'm only 25! Most people aren't married till they're thirty!

That's because Japan's pathetic.

Yer in your 20s, yer a man, not a boy.

That's everywhere! I'm American!

I'm a child at heart.

That's because everywhere's pathetic.

Loser.

Sorry not everybody had a kid at 18 like you.

Sorry that you have to be such a loser.

Gangrushed how?

... might o' been worse, but I chiefly 'member gettin' punched in the face, counter, and negated by look-a-likes o' Onni, Onni as an evil Paladin, jerkass above, that blond jerk on 5D's, n' stuff. Just. HURR DURR, Powerless girl.

And it was 'nnoyin' as shit!

...wait, negating? So it was just dueling?

Yeah, but there was the subtext so thick it was pretty obnoxious.

...subtext, huh?

Subtext. Under current. Hidden meanings. Dat kinda thing.

... I hope I'm not coming off as crazy.

No, I'm more wondering if I need to.... 'take care' of anybody. Certain guys, namely...

Well, I wouldn't mind watchin' my hubby wail on guys fer my honor.

But remember, dream, nobody did nuthin', cept maybe that beetle bot man douchebag.

That's assuming it's not based on real events.

Bettle bot?

Why would it be? Pretty sure Onni while a meathead, would first seduce me inta an affair rather den rape me, through a dueling metaphor or not, dear. So, I'm chalking it up ta nightmares.

I was attacked and nearly killed by a giant robot beetle man guy a month 'er two ago. Dude named Akio, I think?

Mnn... you're probably right. Still, if we discover otherwise later...

...Attacked? I thought he was just getting really under your skin. ... oh, wait, I think I remember. Seems like you squished him good when he did attack.

He nearly squished me with The Supremacy Sun, and I'm pretty sure he was holdin' back. And he got under my skin ta the point I can't stand lookin' at guys like Onni and Jinn, even if the first is my friend.

Private to Erland
So treat Onni as a prospective adulterer first, rather than scary rape man. If he does anything creepy, or did anything, then ya can clobber his face in.

...did you get him back, or was I misremembering there?

Private to Shiyoko
So same as always, in other words.

I blew him up. But. Yeah. I won but it felt. Kinda hollow.

Private to Erland
... What, you think he's trying to make me 'is mistress?

Probably because he got under your skin, and you just blew him up.

Private to Shiyoko
I'm sure he'd love the opportunity if he got the chance.

And I think was holding back on me as if ta say "yer just dat weak, toots".

Private to Erland
I'd have ta be brainwashed 'fore I cheat on ya, ya know, and Onni hates brainwashin'.

Makes you wish you could squish him again, doesn't it?

Private to Shiyoko
Mnn... I know. I still don't put it past him, though. If the brainwashing was subtle or complete enough...

More or less.

Private to Erland
He writes to Playboy on the subject under the moniker "Mr. E. Notwash", and rants about how terrible it is.

[Private to Shiyoko]
Of course, he also hooked up with the notoriously mentally flexible Shiroko. It's kind of like how the most homophobic guys can themselves be closet homosexuals.

[Private to Erland]
... Onni's gay?

[Private to Shiyoko]
...Read it again, more closely, love.

I'm saying he could be secretly into brainwashing.

[Private to Erland]
He'd have to be a complete fuckin' hypocrite to be so.

[Private to Shiyoko]
Yes, that's kind of the point of what I'm saying.

[Private to Erland]
And I'm saying it would be abhorrent ta him ta be a hypocrite.

[Private to Shiyoko]
It's still possible. He'd just be a hypocrite about being a hypocrite.
Recursive irony!

[Private to Pink]
I'm going to go with "No". He seems to like playin' with my sister but I doubt he'll go that far. He finds Noriko completely.disgustin' with how she abuses brainwashin'.

Well, I could argue with the whole 'it's not the act, it's the amount' angle, but I think when it comes down to it, we'll just have to agree to disagree. You trust him, I don't.

And the unfortunate part is that while you might be right, you couldn't really prove it on account I could just say 'give it time', or 'if he was still around he might have'.

Where my side? He'd have to slip once. Just once.

Why do you want him to slip so much, anywho?

I don't especially want him to slip. I mean, you're already going away from guys like him, so it's not such an issue anymore.

I just don't like him, is all. I feel he acts all holier than thou, while clinging to Noriko, and hooking up with Shiroko despite her being with Shikou, and... well, he seems like a hypocrite to me already, so it'd be nice if people agreed with me.

Ta be fair, the whole polyamory thing seems to be a shtick with the shoulder rubbers in Domino. So.

Noriko's. Weird. Though. I dunnop.

I guess it's I think ya keep trying to paint him as Nero or Caligula and I can't wrap my head 'round it.

I kinda think people copied me with that, but whatever.

I wouldn't say he's that bad. I mean, it's not like he has real power or anything. He might be kinda bad if he ever did, though. I just think he's more spiteful and corrupt than he admits to.

Maybe you had a good idea?

... I guess. But we've all got awful sides to ourselves, at the end o' the day.

Still don't like people latching onto it so readily. ...of course, if it really does take off, then it'd be easier for us, legally speaking. On the other hand it means more competition... but I'm not sure I care as much about that these days.

I suppose that's true. Though some more than others.