[Event Post]

[blackrthanblack]

Goal: Confront the Hiita Super Hero
BGM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADihS53IGbw

::Look, it's a badger. No, a tricycle. No, it's a pint size brat. In bright red-black spandex. She's clearly a Hiita for who knows the monster. And she's currently standing and stomping on a thug she just kicked, laughing in a slightly unhinged tone. She then picks up the thug and throws him into a fence, sticking him to it.

Clearly she's in danger and you should take her somewhere better where you can get her ice cream and a psychologist.::

Comments

[beastkingnaoma]

"Hey kid. Stop that. It's wrong. In. Principle."

[blackrthanblack]

Those who do not enforce justice are with crime. Are you with crime and villainy, young man!?

[beastkingnaoma]

"It stopped being justice like after the third stomp."

[blackrthanblack]

Only in the eyes of cowards and miscrients.

[beastkingnaoma]

"And the police."

[blackrthanblack]

Fuck the police. ::Runs and flying kicks at you.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He steps to the side.

"So why are you attacking me."

[blackrthanblack]

Because you're a deranged Yakuza gangster with a machinegun and shotgun!

::RIDER KICK.::

[beastkingnaoma]

He just keeps side stepping her.

"No. I'm not."

[blackrthanblack]

That's what all the other ones say! ::FLYING KICK.::

[observershikou]

*he's just watching this and. he feels that's somewhat. cruel.*

[blackrthanblack]

You pity him, stranger?!

::Dynamic pose. PYROTECHNIC EXPLOSION.::

[observershikou]

More how you seem to be treating... him... er...

[blackrthanblack]

He is evil, and deserves it, for that is the right of justice!!

:: Dynamic pose 2. EXPROSION!::

[observershikou]

... I don't think justice involves repeatedly stomping on them while cackling.

*why in the world are there so many explosions...?!*

[blackrthanblack]

Yes it is, in the name of my banquet of justice. Are you saying I am wrong, young boy!?

::POSE. EXPROSION.::

[observershikou]

Er-- that's not-- can you please stop exploding every time you speak?

[blackrthanblack]

Is that a challenge?

[observershikou]

No it is a very simple request as the explosions are highly distracting.

[blackrthanblack]

So you are an enemy of justice who wishes to stop me, then!!

[observershikou]

I did not say that!

[blackrthanblack]

::Dynamically leaps at you, with a WHAM SFX bubble, as she tries to rider kick at you.::

[observershikou]

*well that would not be good his reflexes are at least pretty good as he moves out of the way*

Please don't do that.

[blackrthanblack]

Then don't accuse me of being a villain, criminal! ::Readies her fists, as another explosion goes off.::

[observershikou]

*... ... he just goes over and picks her up by the back of her collar*

I said nothing of the sort, and you know that. I would think that someone of "justice" would at least know how to listen, as well.

[blackrthanblack]

::Justice is kicking you in the shin. Justice also smells pretty damn familiar.::

[observershikou]

*winces. ... ... ... and justice does smell familiar. he takes a wary investigative sniff, before blinking*

... Shiyoko?

[blackrthanblack]

Who's that? ::Kicks your shin.:: I am the nameless heroine of justice!

[observershikou]

*just ignore it*

You quite smell like Shiyoko, to me.

Why are you acting like this?

[blackrthanblack]

To stop evil! ::Kick kick kick::

[observershikou]

*he grips tighter with each kick*

... You can at least not kick me over it, Shiyoko. I do not know what has gotten into your head, but I would hope it would not result in you being so...

[blackrthanblack]

I am not this Shiyoko. I am the heroine of justice that will save the world!

[observershikou]

*he gives a doubtful look. Unless if there's Shiyoko-scented perfumes now, his nose wouldn't lie.

But why is she acting so oddly, then...?*

[blackrthanblack]

::This sort of out of personality behavior has happened before, and with someone other than Shiyoko. Multiple someones.::

Now let go of me so I can purge the world of evil. And garden gnomes. And potatoes. And tacky cigars.

[observershikou]

*... ... ... ah.* Do you have a strange card with you?

[blackrthanblack]

There is no card of mine that is strange, villain!

[observershikou]

*sighs a bit*

Do you have a Numbers card?

[blackrthanblack]

Who told you, criminal!?

[observershikou]

I guessed.

[blackrthanblack]

...! ::Kick kick kick, attempt to flee.::

[observershikou]

*keeps a grip on her, grabbing her arm too to help, but being careful*

Just-- just stop it! Stop trying to struggle! If you want to be let go, then duel me.

[blackrthanblack]

Fine! I'll destroy you and save the world!