[Event Post]

[blackrthanblack]

::So you're walking about. And you find a stretch of road confiscated from use. There's a woman in a black demonic jump suit on a blood red bike that might be described as the bastard child of a Harley Davidson and a Formula 1 Car, that then proceeded to have a murky one night stand with the armor of an armored car.

... If you approach her, you'd notice she's working on it with Misato Nagai's Wild Drive playing.::

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[roadofheaven]

[Suddenly, there is someone else peering over your shoulder.]

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::She seems fairly absorbed in the work she's doing on the Engine. Perhaps she needs to be poked. But it seems a bit hard to tell how old she is. :|a::

[roadofheaven]

[man screw that i'm just going to watch over your shoulder until i find something you're doing wrong. you are far less interesting than your bike.]

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::... Dear god what. Engines should not be built to go that fast. Yet. It's working. But dear jesus god what, why would she want to make it go so damn fast.::

[roadofheaven]

[It is a good thing I do not show fear or trauma!]

... Too much. You'll lose control and handling.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Eh?

::Probably has her hair down, not in a bun like her PB says otherwise.::

[roadofheaven]

If you go too fast, you'll lose control of your bike.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Been working on trying to fix that, yes. And you are? ::Spins screwdriver and wrench here and there.::

[roadofheaven]

Tendou. Professional mechanic.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

That don't tell me nothing, toots. ::Starts working on the wheels and tires and springs.::

[roadofheaven]

Ask better.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

No interest. ::Tighten. Tighten.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

I stare at this, and I wonder: Are you seriously the same chick who built my bike?

*Oh hey, look, it's Shian. He seems to have pulled up behind you, taking advantage of the fact that you don't seem to notice anything as it is while you're working, and is sitting on his bike at he watches you with an eyebrow quriked, helmet taken off*

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::Turns to look at you.:: ... What makes you say that.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Your bike.

It looks like it came barreling out of hell.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Well it is called the Crimson Machphistopheles Mk.II for a reason... ::Starts adjusting the engine somewhat.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

I'm just wondering how you are capable of making something simpler like this.

*He gestures to his bike. Which. Totally doesn't look like it came barreling out of hell, at least.*

And then I see you working on something that I wonder if it's physically possible to drive it.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I build for my customers first and fore most. That which I want to build myself, I build myself. And it's possible, it's just designed to go at Mach 1.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Does it go any faster than that? Surely it must. Break the sound barrier while you're at it.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Mach 1 is the Sound Barrier.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

It is, but can it go past that?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

That's what the point is, dear. ::She's younger than you and she's treating you like a kid. What.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey, I don't care if you were pregnant before, don't call me "dear" like I'm younger than you.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Force of habit. ::Kicks, kicks, drops the Mother F bomb several times.:: Work!

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*... he gets up, walking over to her*

... Do you. Need help there? Or are you just content with kicking it a few times.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

What do you know about particle accelerators and soda cans.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Nothing at all! Particle accelerators are a bit before my time.

But I have experience in working on repairing vehicles and the sort in America. So it's either I ask if you need help, or laugh as you pummel it into the ground. Either way, I get to do something.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Then make some useful suggestions, dumbshit.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*looks at how the bike is.

Just what is this abomination*

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::Something out of Mel Gibson's Road Warrior movies.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*What the hell.

Is there anything in particular standing out about this?*

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::The plated red armor. The fact the engine system looks like it's blowing out inhuman amounts of heat. The fact the engines look like they could go into some ridiculous turbo mode. The airs that it is a child of hell?::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

... Just for the record, to check, you do have something in place to make sure your bike doesn't just overheat out of nowhere, right?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I was betting on the fact I'm part Hiita and Fire and Heat is my bitch. ::Starts modifying that engine. The revving sounds like the voice of a demon singing classical opera.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Trust me on this. It doesn't really care if you're part Hiita or not, chicky. It's going to care that you're soft and bleed easily.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I get better very easily, though.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

How easily?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I think I got better from death like 3-4 times.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

How fortunate for you.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Eh? ::Slides out a computer chip and pops in another.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

You should still figure out a way to more properly disperse heat without it being in danger of igniting your surroundings. While you aren't concerned about it, with yourself, your bike is going to worry about it sooner or later.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I plan to use my boobs. ::Revs. The thing sounds much louder.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

I'm certain enough that those can't properly insulate something of this size. You're going to have operational issues.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Then how do you recommend I disperse that much heat while not interfering with maximum speed.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

... Maybe you should consider a cooling system just for that.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Wut.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

A cooling system. For the engine.

You do know what a cooling system is, right?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Of course I do, and there's one in there, already. So what's your point?

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Is it really sufficient enough to disperse the heat that thing gives off?