[Event Post]

[blackrthanblack]

::So you're walking about. And you find a stretch of road confiscated from use. There's a woman in a black demonic jump suit on a blood red bike that might be described as the bastard child of a Harley Davidson and a Formula 1 Car, that then proceeded to have a murky one night stand with the armor of an armored car.

... If you approach her, you'd notice she's working on it with Misato Nagai's Wild Drive playing.::

Comments

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I build for my customers first and fore most. That which I want to build myself, I build myself. And it's possible, it's just designed to go at Mach 1.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Does it go any faster than that? Surely it must. Break the sound barrier while you're at it.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Mach 1 is the Sound Barrier.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

It is, but can it go past that?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

That's what the point is, dear. ::She's younger than you and she's treating you like a kid. What.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Hey hey hey, I don't care if you were pregnant before, don't call me "dear" like I'm younger than you.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Force of habit. ::Kicks, kicks, drops the Mother F bomb several times.:: Work!

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*... he gets up, walking over to her*

... Do you. Need help there? Or are you just content with kicking it a few times.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

What do you know about particle accelerators and soda cans.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Nothing at all! Particle accelerators are a bit before my time.

But I have experience in working on repairing vehicles and the sort in America. So it's either I ask if you need help, or laugh as you pummel it into the ground. Either way, I get to do something.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Then make some useful suggestions, dumbshit.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*looks at how the bike is.

Just what is this abomination*

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::Something out of Mel Gibson's Road Warrior movies.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

*What the hell.

Is there anything in particular standing out about this?*

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

::The plated red armor. The fact the engine system looks like it's blowing out inhuman amounts of heat. The fact the engines look like they could go into some ridiculous turbo mode. The airs that it is a child of hell?::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

... Just for the record, to check, you do have something in place to make sure your bike doesn't just overheat out of nowhere, right?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I was betting on the fact I'm part Hiita and Fire and Heat is my bitch. ::Starts modifying that engine. The revving sounds like the voice of a demon singing classical opera.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Trust me on this. It doesn't really care if you're part Hiita or not, chicky. It's going to care that you're soft and bleed easily.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I get better very easily, though.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

How easily?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I think I got better from death like 3-4 times.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

How fortunate for you.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Eh? ::Slides out a computer chip and pops in another.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Nothing.

You should still figure out a way to more properly disperse heat without it being in danger of igniting your surroundings. While you aren't concerned about it, with yourself, your bike is going to worry about it sooner or later.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I plan to use my boobs. ::Revs. The thing sounds much louder.::

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

I'm certain enough that those can't properly insulate something of this size. You're going to have operational issues.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Then how do you recommend I disperse that much heat while not interfering with maximum speed.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

... Maybe you should consider a cooling system just for that.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Wut.

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

A cooling system. For the engine.

You do know what a cooling system is, right?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Of course I do, and there's one in there, already. So what's your point?

[memoryistime.livejournal.com]

Is it really sufficient enough to disperse the heat that thing gives off?