blackrthanblack: (That's Weird)
Shiyoko // Barbaros "Barbie" Rosencrantz ([personal profile] blackrthanblack) wrote2016-04-26 12:57 am

[Private to Shiroko, Shinoko, Kurochi, Noriko, Shikou, and Onni]


So. Shiroko, Shinoko, Kurochi.

I've been thinking on it, and I've come to the conclusion. That we might need to lay off on Jouji just a bit. Yeah, he's a miserable little putz. But.

A) He's a teenager, which increases the douche-itude.

B) Mom probably has made him emotionally unstable.

C) We're acting a bit too like Mom.

D) I think the pressure being put on him is making him delusional. I tried talking to him earlier today, about why he didn't go in for his job, and he was crying something about "The cafe was made of bugs"

E) I wonder if we've killed his sex drive, or Mom has, because I never notice him liking anyone or mentioning people.

Noriko, you're basically the counselor, I figure you should be aware since we're effectively the family members he's in contact with.

Shikou, I mostly am letting you read this as I think your advice would help, maybe.

And Onni, you're his brother-in-law.

(Also, how difficult is it to gain control of a sibling from the parent after a kid graduates High School?)
greyerthanabyss: (Um...)

[personal profile] greyerthanabyss 2016-04-28 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Noriko, you're my best friend since middle school.

But you inflict the following status effects just by being near you:
• Distort Sexual Orientation
• Distort Physical Gender
• Madness
greyerthanabyss2: (Thinking)

[personal profile] greyerthanabyss2 2016-04-28 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're a higher dimensional being trying to project itself into the universe as a busty mom, and convince the universe you aren't the size of a skyscraper.
greyerthanabyss2: (Are You Always So Boring)

[personal profile] greyerthanabyss2 2016-04-28 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
It has a toxic side effect of slight and mild insanity.

[personal profile] theheadmonarch 2016-04-28 04:13 am (UTC)(link)


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