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Looking for a new Events Planner. Competent People only can apply.

Also, if the dating auction is not arranged soon, I will be requesting a refund from Goggles, and the event will be abandoned.

... Also, it's weird that Supernatural Foxes like Dog Food. And it keeps bringing me rabbits. Cooked through. ... On plates.

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... So you're learning to be a gossiping nosy old lady.

... Sounds lame. Should be "Power Word: Awesome Explosion".

I'm not allowed to learn Fire, Earth, Lightning, or explosive magic.

Why the fuck not?

Something about 'poor emotional control' and 'will kill us all' and 'cause a natural disaster'.

So they're a buncha pussies. Just threaten to chop off their head.

...I don't want to be the Queen of Hearts!

... Then black market order...?

I'm fine not learning those types of magic.

... Sure, whatever you say.

Have fun being an almighty bag of air.

WIND AND WATER ARE PERFECTLY FINE ELEMENTS

... I can turn that on you into an insult so fast, Boss, it's depressing.

That and I already have too much work to do.

... You could always tell them to back off.

That would be like admitting weakness.

...

Oh right, you think you're an infallible Mary Sue. Never mind.

I'm pretty sure one of the requirements of being a Mary Sue is "Does not regularly grab the brown paper bag in the drawer next to her and hyperventilate"

... I pity you, Majesty.

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