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[blackrthanblack]

Looking for a new Events Planner. Competent People only can apply.

Also, if the dating auction is not arranged soon, I will be requesting a refund from Goggles, and the event will be abandoned.

... Also, it's weird that Supernatural Foxes like Dog Food. And it keeps bringing me rabbits. Cooked through. ... On plates.

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[pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com]

... Well, at least it seems to like you.

I do have to wonder what an event planner could do, exactly. Does the council even have a budget for that?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Well I am its master. ... Though I don't like how I keep getting Junk Mail like "Downsize your Brain, Upsize your Chest" and "How to Cast 5 Fire Spells with a Handicapped IQ."

... According to Hoshi before she got kidnapped: "Infinity Dollars". And they plan dances, bake sales, auctions, fun days, Festivals, stuff like that.

[pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com]

...that is a bit disturbing. Also, your chest and your brain are both nicely sized, and don't need alteration.

...huh. We don't see much of that, though. Honestly, it'd be nice to see a festival of some sort.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I think it has to do with the fact I'm technically an Endymion appointed Charmer, and they're supposed to be doe eyed two marble bimbos.

[Private to Pink]
You could always take the job and go under an alias.

[pinkperkypetite.livejournal.com]

...Do I need to install sentry guns for our door?

[Private to Shiyoko]
I don't know, I'm pretty lazy as it is.

...why an alias, though?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... No clue. They don't seem to be after me, but I think this is more you know, Solicitations and Junk Mail.

[Private to Pink]
Mostly the fact people don't seem to trust your name being attached to something. Dumb, I know. But, hey.

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it, I'm working on it!

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... Oh right, "HURR DURR, ROYAL MAGICAL STUDIES, DURRRR."?

... What kind of lame ass magic are you learning anyways?

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

Uh right now I'm learning how to eavesdrop from miles away.

But near the end I get to learn something called "Power Word: Kill"!

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... So you're learning to be a gossiping nosy old lady.

... Sounds lame. Should be "Power Word: Awesome Explosion".

[weavethebonds.livejournal.com]

I'm not allowed to learn Fire, Earth, Lightning, or explosive magic.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

Why the fuck not?

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

Datin' auction was a weird idea, anyway.

... Are y'eatin' 'em?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... yes. They're tasty. Reminds me of snake though.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... was gonna ask if y'sure that it's snake, but 'm pretty sure you'd be able t' tell th' difference between 'em, right?

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

I would. Because it still has the ears attached.

[3-s33s-what.livejournal.com]

... If y'would figure.

... Why get an events planner anyway? Always kinda seemed like th' events themselves never get done, far as 've been at this school.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... because there's notes in here if the position isn't filled, Shiroko's ghost will haunt the poor bastard who was the president and didn't fill it for the rest of their natural lives. ;.;

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

I may apply to be the events planner. Though I'm pretty sure the Student Council is cursed, but like that's ever stopped me.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

...

What projects will you do.

And how much can I rape you kindly for failing me?

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Festivals, major holiday event extravaganzas, maybe try and organize silly events like the movie showings, but maybe throw plays and other events into the mix! If it seems like everyone's bored on down in the dumps, I'll come up with something elaborate and cool to raise their spirits!

...And as much as you want or need to, if I do end up failing you, Shiyoko.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

You have one month, Temporary Event Planner. No events and I'm skinning you and wearing you as maternity shoes.

[becomeanwarrior.livejournal.com]

Understood, Shiyoko! My orders are clear and you can count on me!

[nottomorrowgirl.livejournal.com]

...alright, I wasn't gonna say anything, but...

Kurochi-san, I don't know if you were at the school for any of this, but during pretty much all of Juudai's tenure as events planner, whenever he tried to do something, something attacked. I remember Darkness attacking once, and a...giant Giga Gagagigo another time.

Just...you know.

Be careful.

[blackrthanblack.livejournal.com]

... I remember the Giga Gagagigo. I enjoyed that entire event barring the lizard at its worst. Otherwise, was perfectly fine.

An I generally am.

Thanks though.